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Директор подумал и сказал мальчику: &quot;Я проведу тест, и если ты<br />не сможешь ответить на какой-нибудь из вопросов, то вернешься обратно в<br />первый класс, и будешь вести себя хорошо&quot;.<br />Мальчик согласился.<br />- Сколько будет 3 x 3?&quot;<br />- 9<br />- Сколько будет 6 x 6?<br />- 36<br />И так было с каждым вопросом, на который, по мнению директора,<br />третьеклассник должен знать ответ. Тогда директор повернулся к<br />учительнице и сказал: &quot;Думаю, мальчик может пойти в третий класс&quot;.<br />Тогда преподавательница ответила, &quot;У меня тоже есть свои вопросы:<br />- Что есть у коровы в количестве 4, а у меня только 2?<br />Мальчик, после паузы ответил:<br />- Ноги<br />- А что есть такого в твоих брюках, чего нет в моих?<br />- Карманы<br />- Что твердое и розовое - когда входит, и мягкое и липкое - когда<br />выходит?<br />Директор остолбенел с раскрытыми глазами, и не успел опередить ответ.<br />- Жвачка!<br />- Что делает мужчина - стоя, женщина - сидя, а пес - на трех лапах?<br />Теперь глаза директора на самом деле выпучились широко, но прежде чем он успел, что-то сказать, мальчик ответил:<br />- Подает руку<br />- Теперь я задам 7 вопросов из разряда КТО Я?: Ты вставляешь в меня свой кол. И я становлюсь мокрой раньше тебя?<br />- Палатка<br />- В меня входит палец. 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На последние 7 вопросов я сам ответил неправильно!</span></strong></p> <p><span style="display: block; text-align: center"><span style="color: lime"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px">***</span></strong></span></span></p> <p><strong><span style="color: blue">Обычная семья. Проблема - гора посуды и никто мыть не хочет.<br />Решили между собой, что кто первый скажет слово, тот и будет мыть посуду. В семье есть молодая девушка на выданье, у нее - жених. Этот жених, ничего не подозревая, приходит в гости, чтобы познакомиться с родными невесты. Звонок в дверь, парню открывают, молча приглашают его в дом, потом за стол. Молодой человек садится за стол, ест, пьет... Все молчат. Он пытается завести разговор, но все молчат. Тогда парень берет невесту за руку, ведет в спальню и делает с ней то, что собирался сделать в первую брачную ночь. Возвращаются - все молчат. Парень берет сестру невесты, заводит в спальню и делает с ней то, что собирался сделать через месяц после свадьбы. Возвращаются - все молчат. Парень берет за руку мать невесты, отводит в спальню и делает с ней то, что вообще не собирался никогда делать. Возвращаются - все молчат.<br />После всего этого молодой человек прогуливается по дому и думает:<br />Какие хорошие люди! Надо бы и им что-нибудь хорошее сделать. <br />А-а-а, вспомнил, у них дверь входная скрипела, надо смазать! С этими мыслями он заходит на кухню и прашивает: <br />— У вас вазелин есть?<br />— Ну это уж слишком! - сказал отец невесты и пошел мыть посуду.<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="display: block; text-align: center"><span style="color: lime"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px">***</span></strong></span></span></p> <p><strong><span style="color: blue">На уроке в школе. <br />Учитель(У): Дети, сейчас я вам покажу три чувства человека. <br />Берёт телефон, набирает номер наугад: <br />-Здравствуйте, а Сашу можно? <br />Ответ (спокойно):-Какого Сашу, здесь такие не живут, вы ошиблись. <br />У:-Вот видите, это было удивление. <br />Берёт телефон, набирает тот же номер: <br />-Здравствуйте, а Сашу можно? <br />Ответ (громко):-Какого Сашу, я вам сказала, что здесь такие не живут. Не звоните сюда больше! <br />У:-это была злость. <br />Снова берёт телефон, набирает опять этот номер: <br />-Здравствуйте, а Сашу можно? <br />Ответ (орёт):-Слушай ты, козёл, если ты ещё раз сюда позвонишь, я тебе жопу порву, урод ёбанный! <br />У:-это было озверение. <br />Вовочка(В): <br />-А можно я ещо одно чувство покожу? <br />У:-Какое? <br />В:-Охуевание <br />У:-Ну пакажи <br />Вовочка берёт телефон, набирает тот же номер: <br />-Здравствуйте, я Саша, мне кто нибудь звонил?</span></strong></p> <p><span style="display: block; text-align: center"><span style="color: lime"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px">***</span></strong></span></span></p> <p><strong><span style="color: blue">Идет зайчик по лесу, увидел белочку и влюбился. <br />- Белочка, давай сойдемся?<br />- Ну, давай.<br />Живут они счастливо, а вот детей у них никак не получается сделать.<br />Зайчик говорит:<br />- Это, наверное, потому что я зайчик, а ты белочка.<br />- Наверное.<br />- Пойдем у совы совета спросим, она мудрая.<br />Пришли к сове. Зайчик гворит:<br />- Сова, вот живем мы вместе, любим друг друга, а вот детей нет. Это, наверное, потому что я зайчик, она белочка.<br />- Да вы ОХУЕЛИ что ли? Это потому что ты мальчик, и она мальчик!!!</span></strong></p> <p><span style="display: block; text-align: center"><span style="color: lime"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px">***</span></strong></span></span></p> <p><strong><span style="color: blue">Мужик собирается в командировку в Ленинград и говорит детям:&quot;Кто скажет в рифму что ему привезти из Ленинграда то и привезу!&quot; Дочка говорит:&quot;Папа едит в Ленинград,папа купит шоколад!&quot; -Молодец доча привезу шоколад! Сын говорит:&quot;Папа едит в Ленинград,папа купит мне мопед!&quot; –Не в рифму,думай! Сын ходил,ходил подходит и говорит:&quot;Папа едит в Ленинград,мамин ебарь будет рад!Мамин ебарь наш сосед,папа купит мне мопед!&quot;</span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:23:42 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=20#p20 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=19#p19 <p><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-64000.jpeg" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-64000.jpeg" /><br /><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">***</span></strong></span><br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63942.jpeg" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63942.jpeg" /><br /><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">***</span></strong></span><br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D1%81%D1%8B-twistedspeedo-63911.jpeg" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D1%81%D1%8B-twistedspeedo-63911.jpeg" /><br /><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">***</span></strong></span><br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63778.jpeg" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63778.jpeg" /><br /><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">***</span></strong></span><br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63777.jpeg" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-63777.jpeg" /><br /><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue">***</span></strong></span><br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-63720.gif" alt="http://joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-63720.gif" /></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Sat, 19 Nov 2011 13:02:31 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=19#p19 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=18#p18 <p><strong><span style="color: lime">Лидер Гильдии:</span><br /><span style="color: blue">GodS</span><br /><span style="color: lime">Управа Гильдии:</span><br /><span style="color: blue">Warn1nG<br />Brago227<br />GigazoiLD</span><br /><span style="color: lime">Участники Гильдии:</span><br /><span style="color: blue">Ashka<br />StreetDancE<br />RuSЛ@N</span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:48:11 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=18#p18 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=17#p17 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Уважаемые Участники Гильдии,</span><br />Представляю вашему внимания патч , который заменяет модели и свечение Двуручного Меча.</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">ScreenShot:<br /><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i426/1111/28/80780dccc41et.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i426/1111/28/80780dccc41et.jpg" /></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Ссылки:<br /><a href="http://narod.ru/disk/31506818001/%D0%94%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BA%2055-65(%20%D0%A4%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BB%20).rar.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Народ&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /><a href="http://depositfiles.com/files/yy5slh7k4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Депозит&lt;&lt;&lt;</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Спасибо за внимание.</span></span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:04:10 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=17#p17 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=16#p16 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Уважаемые Участники Гильдии ,</span><br />Представляю вашему вниманию патч , который делает 65-ых анимусов более красивыми , предавая им свечение.</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">ScreenShot`s :<br />Изида - <img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i405/1111/15/419d9f1757bdt.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i405/1111/15/419d9f1757bdt.jpg" /><br />Геката - <img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i434/1111/2f/cd5750ae87f4t.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i434/1111/2f/cd5750ae87f4t.jpg" /><br />Инанна - <img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i432/1111/90/4ff22a0344aft.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i432/1111/90/4ff22a0344aft.jpg" /><br />Пеймон - <img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i431/1111/96/5ef631767eb4t.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i431/1111/96/5ef631767eb4t.jpg" /></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Ссылки: <br /><a href="http://narod.ru/disk/31494059001/%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D1%8B%2065.rar.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Народ&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /><a href="http://depositfiles.com/files/omyfgc2s9" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Депозит&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Спасибо за внимание.</span></span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:59:55 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=16#p16 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=15#p15 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Уважаемые Участники Гильдии ,</span><br />Представляю вашему вниманию патч , который заменяет текстуру антигравов на крылья.</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">ScreenShot`s :<br />Беллато Муж. - <img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i409/1111/29/166efe566a2dt.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i409/1111/29/166efe566a2dt.jpg" /> , Беллато Жен. - <a href="http://radikal.ru/F/s017.radikal.ru/i442/1111/75/90145ad33d88.jpg.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i442/1111/75/90145ad33d88t.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i442/1111/75/90145ad33d88t.jpg" /></a><br />Кора Муж. - <a href="http://radikal.ru/F/s017.radikal.ru/i402/1111/24/783df05d9d5d.jpg.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i402/1111/24/783df05d9d5dt.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i402/1111/24/783df05d9d5dt.jpg" /></a> , Кора Жен. - <a href="http://radikal.ru/F/s017.radikal.ru/i414/1111/d8/e344570180a8.jpg.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i414/1111/d8/e344570180a8t.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i414/1111/d8/e344570180a8t.jpg" /></a><br />Акрет (Пол не определён<a href="http://smayly.ru/?cat=anime&amp;nab=Yolks" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://smayly.ru/gallery/anime/Yolks/D.png" alt="http://smayly.ru/gallery/anime/Yolks/D.png" /></a>) - <a href="http://radikal.ru/F/s017.radikal.ru/i434/1111/ce/351db2c72abd.jpg.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img class="postimg" loading="lazy" src="https://s017.radikal.ru/i434/1111/ce/351db2c72abdt.jpg" alt="http://s017.radikal.ru/i434/1111/ce/351db2c72abdt.jpg" /></a><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue">Ссылки:<br /><a href="http://narod.ru/disk/31492316001/%5B%D0%92%D1%81%D0%B5%20%D0%A0%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8B%5D%20%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%8F%20%D0%B8%20%D0%9F%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%89.rar.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Народ&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /><a href="http://depositfiles.com/files/5y3f95gnu" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Депозит&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Спасибо за внимание.</span></span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:47:30 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=15#p15 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=14#p14 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Уважаемые Участники Гильдии ,</span><br />Представляю вашему вниманию патч , который позволяет складывать генераторы в пачку , тем самым экономя место в инвентаре. </span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Ссылки:<br /><a href="http://narod.ru/disk/31488437001/%D0%A1%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%BA%D1%83%D0%B5%D0%BC%20%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%8B.rar.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Народ&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /><a href="http://depositfiles.com/files/avvf4yd7i" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Депозит&lt;&lt;&lt;</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Спасибо за внимание.</span></span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:17:14 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=14#p14 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=13#p13 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Уважаемые Участники Гильдии ,</span><br />Представляю вашему вниманию патч , который убирает из ЗИ и ГЧ дождь и пух , тем самым убирая лаги.<br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue">Ссылки:<br /><a href="http://narod.ru/disk/31487042001/%D0%A3%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B5%D0%BC%20%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B8%20%D0%B2%20%D0%93%D0%A7%20%D0%B8%20%D0%97%D0%98.rar.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Народ&lt;&lt;&lt;</a><br /><a href="http://depositfiles.com/files/t3gr5k4k3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">&gt;&gt;&gt;Депозит&lt;&lt;&lt;</a></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Спасибо за внимание.</span></span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:09:12 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=13#p13 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=12#p12 <p>Ник<br />Скайп<br />Аська</p> mybb@mybb.ru (GoDS) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:57:49 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=12#p12 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=9#p9 <p>И вам привет и нам=)<br />Зовут - Гоша, Игорек, Стрит, Еси хотите Игорь Сергеевич=)<br />16 лет=)<br />Студент 1ого курса=)<br />Родной город Оренбург <br />Если хотите добавляйтесь в скайп darkwolf990, контакт - <a href="http://vkontakte.ru/street_56" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://vkontakte.ru/street_56</a> , майл darkwolf-09@mail.ru</p> mybb@mybb.ru (StreetDancE) Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:52:46 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=9#p9 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=3#p3 <p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Дорогие Участники Гильдии. </span><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue">Начиная с 11.11.11 наша Гильдия начнет свою жизнь за расу Кора на сервере <a href="http://forum.rf-chado.ru/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RF-Chado</a> .</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Описание Сервера:<br />Важное:<br />Бонусы за голосование в личном кабинете.<br />Рейты и кач. <br />x500<br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue">Распечатка.<br />50-нет<br />56-есть</span><br /><span style="color: blue"><br />Скилы и пт.<br />ГМ магия - пт <br />GU скилов нету</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Фарм.<br />Сетка<br />Зи</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">НПС:<br />Стихийная бижутерия<br />Стружка всех видов<br />60 интовое оружие и сет<br />63 интовое оружие и сет<br />65 интовое оружие и сет<br />Shop:<br />Телепорты<br />HP - 5000 <br />FP - 2500 <br />SP – 800 <br />Зелье критической атаки <br />Увеличения жизни <br />Ловкости ( увеличивает додж)<br />Допинги дефа <br />Допинги дамага<br />Шоп телепорты к Пит-Боссам<br />талики<br />т5<br />коробки сета<br />коробки оружия<br />генератор вызова мау<br />шоп боеприпасы</span> </p> <p><span style="color: blue">ПБ: 3 новых пит-боса<br />Бустеры точность<br />Бустеры дэф<br />Бустеры вамп<br />Бустеры хп<br />Уникальное оружие <br />Бижутерия<br />Руны<br />Уникальные джейды<br />Генераторы<br />Кристальные талики</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Лидера расы:<br />увеличено количество Ядерной ракет<br />использование брони Лидера 45го и 65го уровней</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Особенности сервера:<br />Генераторы складываются в пачку .<br />Увеличенное время проф бафов .<br />Дсу можно выкинуть.<br />Нет кросс классов .<br />Нет распечатки.<br />Удобные НПС.<br />Увеличили количество патронов у акров.<br />Усилили мау у булочек.<br />Настроили анимусов у кор.<br />Различные вкусняшки по всем локациям<br />Генератор вызова мау<br />Увеличено количество расовой валюты<br />Отсутствие Доната<br />Работает защита заточки на покровы.<br />Из гвардов чипа убран лишний лут<br />Актуальное ГВГ<br />В Коробочках Почета (награда за ГвГ) теперь ...<br />При полной поломке MAU, ключ остается в инвентаре<br />Возможность стринтовать оружие Леона 40-65 лвл.<br />Отличный баланс Рас<br />и еще и еще очень много .</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Защита:<br />Не работает Фх и сх.<br />Пофиксены пакетное голосование за Патриарха расы<br />Уникальная система защиты,сервера устойчивы к DDOS<br />Фиксирована установка турелей в 1 место.</span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">О дальней шей жизни сервера:<br />Частые обновления и нововведения<br />Максимальное количество ивентов<br />Усердная работа над повышением онлайна<br />Максимальное количество ивентов и праздничных вкусняшек</span></strong></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:52:15 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=3#p3 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=2#p2 <p><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="display: block; text-align: center">Здравствуйте Ув. Игроки!<br />Мы очень рады что вы выбрали именно нашу гильдию!</span></span></p> <p><span style="color: blue">Описание: Гильдия впервые будет создана ~ 20.11.11 на сервере&#160; <a href="http://forum.rf-chado.ru/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RF-Chado</a><br />Надеемся собрать сплочённый и дружный коллектив. На данный момент нас больше 10-ти человек.</span></p> <p><span style="display: block; text-align: center"><span style="color: blue"><br />Контакты основателей:<br />Warn1nG - skype: p.s.hayko<br />GodS - skype: godsmack3211<br /></span><br /></strong></span></p> mybb@mybb.ru (Warn1nG) Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:48:46 +0400 https://alkaida.offtopic.su/viewtopic.php?pid=2#p2